Player Profiles

Nickname: Caleb

Age: 27

Birthplace: Keighley

Occupation: Butcher

Batting Style: Agricultural (Butcher)

Bowling Style: Hearty Pies

Cricketing Hero: Graeme Smith/ Andrew Flintoff

Favourite Food: Roast Lamb Dinner. BOSH!

Musical Taste: Fleetwood Mac, The Who, The Jam, The Smiths. All sorts!

LLCC Highlight: 51* vs Glusburn, hitting a 6 to win us the match and to reach my first 50 for the club. The stars aligned!

Toughest opponent: Tom Feather (Cononley). Like Stuart Broad when he gets his knees pumping, and can clear any boundary rope in the county. Also scored a ton for us on loan last year at Thornton-in-Craven. Top guy as well.

Celeb slip cordon:
1st – Robbie Savage (wind up merchant)
2nd – Fred Dibnah (legend)
3rd – Nicola Sturgeon (she’s out of a job at the minute)

Best sledge:
“If you turn the bat over you’ll find the instructions”

Go to joke:
Craig Pullen’s wardrobe

Actually : Gary Glitter; Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile walk into a Irish bar and the bar man says: not yewtree again”.